Demystifying Brexit with my helpful FAQ

Having spent a little time in Europe recently, and with more European trips planned soon, I thought I would pre-empt some of the inevitable Brexit questions I have been and will be asked by my European friends, colleagues and clients. I would urge you to read this to see if I have answered your question here – this is simply to protect my sanity – thank you in advance for your consideration – and I sincerely hope it helps demystify Brexit for you.

Q. What were you lot thinking?

A. Not a clue

Q. How come it is nearly three years since the vote and you are still in a complete mess?

A. Not a clue

Q. Brexit was supposed to be the simplest negotiation in history. What happened?

A. Not a clue

Q. As a country you were clearly lied to by both sides. Why hasn’t someone been held accountable?

A. Not a clue

Q. You appear to have four options, and no-one can agree on any of them. What happens now?

A. Not a clue

Q. What is the backstop?

A. Not a clue

Q. Do you really think your bananas will be more bent after Brexit?

A. Not a clue

Q. What does the Queen think of all this?

A. Not a clue

Q. Will you be kicked out of UEFA Euro 2020, the Six Nations or Eurovision?

A. Not a clue

 

PW.

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